Monday, February 5, 2018

Monday Movie Mania - The Great Wall

Another film I'd wanted to see in the theater over a year ago. DH wanted to see The Legos Batman Movie though, and I'd thought we'd have a chance to go the following week. Unfortunately, his mom was readmitted to the hospital a few days later, and The Great Wall was a quick two-weeks and out at our local theater.

So I recorded it over the free HBO weekend at Thanksgiving, and we finally had a chance to sit down and watch it.

Needless to say, if you haven't watched it and are worried about SPOILERS, why are you still on this page?

First of all, this was a joint Chinese-American production, which in all the uproar over the movie was conveniently forgotten.

Matt Damon, as always, brings his A-game to whatever role he plays. And no, he's not the white savior some folks (who didn't even see the movie) claimed he was. He's actually Han Solo to Jing Tian's Luke Skywalker.

Jing Tian's General Lin may be the actual problem with American audiences because she IS in the Luke Skywalker role, not the princess role. And literally not how Leia evolved from princess/diplomat to general in Star Wars. Lin has been a soldier since she can remember, and saving her country and its people is in her blood. And horror of horrors, she and Matt Damon's William DON'T HAVE SEX!


Instead, the two work together to save Medieval China from monsters that literally eat everything in sight.

This is a good old-fashioned action monster flick. It's a ton of fun, and something you can let your kids watch. There's not a lot of gore. Most of it is insinuated.

I loved the movie because it showed men and women fighting side-by-side to protect the human race. Frankly, if I hadn't put out four short stories and a novel set my the Justice universe prior to the movie's release, I'd be worried about accusations of plagiarism.

There were a couple of tiny editing screw-ups, but it didn't detract from the movie. Nor will I count off for them. In fact, I'm going to look for a director's cut. *grin*

Overall, I give The Great Wall 10 out of 10 stars!


  1. Definitely a fun movie. [nodnod] The diving-off-the-wall-on-bungie-cords scenes were freaking awesome. :D And I also loved that William wasn't the great savior, although the commercials shown in the US made it look like he would be. Also agree that not having them romantically involved was wonderful, and a relief. :P


    1. The Crane Troop and their bungee cords were the awesomest!