Why So Serious?

[Edit 02/25/23: Apparently someone with too much time on their hands decided to report me for mentioning an certain BDSM webite (there was no link). But I stand by my original assessment. Doing something you hate doing for no real reason and it makes you miserable, that's on you.]

The Dark Knight's Joker has a point. I see far too many writers taking their craft far too seriously these days. In fact, it's getting to the point where I'm depressed reading their blogs, tweets and Facebook pages.

If they're that much into masochism, why not join XXXXXXX.XXX, find a good sadist, and have a spanking good time?

1) If you don't like to write, then don't do it.

Why waste your life doing something you hate? At least, I figured that one out before I turned fifty. I spent too much of my time doing things for reasons that had nothing to do with me. I HATED it. And one day, I finally asked myself, "What the hell are you doing?"

2) If writing is not fun for you, why are you doing it?

I'm not saying every emotion you should feel while writing should be bliss. You should be crying when your hero's steadfast brother dies. You should be terrified when zombies attack your pregnant heroine. By identifying with your protagonist, your writing leaps off the page/screen. But if you don't enjoy the process, why are you torturing yourself?

3) If you can think of fifty other things you'd rather be doing instead of writing, maybe it's not for you.

I read a post recently where the writer wailed how agonizing it was to put fifty words on the page. Um, really? Is it that bad? I can understand if you have fibromyalgia, rheumatoid arthritis, or some other problem that makes it physically difficult or downright painful to type or write, but that wasn't this writer's problem. I'm a slow typer and fifty words take me 8.3 minutes. That's the time it takes me to eat my English muffin and hard-boiled egg for breakfast.

I'm not talking about burn-out, which is when you really need a mental break. But go read a couple of chapters from a novel, watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory, play with your cat, then come back to your wip. If you still feel like your wasting your time, you need to ask yourself some hard questions.

4) Build it and they will come.

I'm not trying to be a negative Nelly, but I find far too many people either looking for a quick buck or fame. If you truly want to tell stories (because deep down, that's what writing really is), you will keep working at it.

Remember one thing--Just like Ray in Field of Dreams, your successes arrived on their schedule, not yours. When Ray plowed his field under, did it happen? No. Ray still had to find Terrence and Archie and build the stadium. Everything was necessary before Ray could be reunited with his father. But Ray kept working at his dream.

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One of our jobs as writers is to speak the truth, but truth is a mutable concept. The first thing we must do is acknowledge the truth within ourselves. Is writing the path we are supposed to be on? Or are we doing it to fulfill some other wish or fantasy?

There's a great scene within Neil Gaima's The Sandman. Death is collecting souls, and a baby who died from SIDS asks her why he died so soon. He never got a chance to do anything. Death replies, "You get what everyone gets. A lifetime."

That was my turning point. I didn't want to waste what's left of my life in a career I hated. I'll admit the words come slower some mornings than others. But right now, the fulfillment I feel in writing is worth getting to this point in my life.

I hope everyone finds their turning point.

The Line in the Sand

Currently reading - Pale Demon by Kim Harrison (HC)

I have internet back, but now we don't have our home phone line.  Hey, I didn't want to talk to telemarketers anyway.  LOL  (Yes, we're on the No-Call list, but it doesn't prevent companies you are doing business with from calling you incessantly.)

This week there seems to be a lot of folks drawing lines in the sand in various blogs and news articles.  Either you're for traditional print publishing or you're for independent e-publishing.  For most of these people, there's no middle ground.

I'm addressing the writers out there--don't cut off your nose to spite your face.  The fantastic thing about the current changes/chaos/opportunities is they widen our horizons as artists.

Take a good hard look at what you write.  How are you as an artist best served in finding your audience?  I freely admit I'm a niche writer.  Zombies, with a few exceptions, aren't exactly mainstream.  Therefore, traditional publishing is probably not where I'm going to find my audience.

Ask yourselves the hard questions to find your place in the new publishing world.  And don't diss someone because they took a different path than you.  I believe in the threefold law.  Whether you call it karma or the golden rule, do you really want people walking away from your terrific stories because they perceive you as a total jerk?