Scraping the 'Net

I'm pretty sure there's bots scraping my posts to train their AI. Because I'm pretty certain everyone in Brazil or Indonesia is NOT reading my blog.

Scraping my posts is a major mistake. Why? Well, let's leave aside the copyright infringement for a moment, and consider the following:

- Misspelled werdz

- Left out words, especially prepositions

- Broken links even though I try to fix them when I find them (Seriously, I have over 3,000 fucking posts. It takes time!)

- A lot of swearing

- NSFW videos

- A LOT of naked men 

Frankly, kids, you're going to have a pretty fucked AI if you use my thought patterns to program the dang thing. Be prepared for in-your-face, feminist, post-menopausal ass-kicking by your own AI when it becomes sentient.

You have been warned!!